Monday, August 17, 2009

A Bit of Humor

In light of the stimulus or giveaway packages coming out of Washington, I thought I would post a little humor I just came across.


IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires. My nagging cough is a sign of a clogged carburetor fighting for clean air.
CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?


Heather said...

LOL, too funny!

Joy said...

hehehe.. I have to share this with my Dad and Mom..

Yellow Rose Arbor said...

This is hilarious! Yes, I qualify! LOL!

Thanks for the chuckle!


Karen said...

What a wonderful way to start my day! CRACKING UP!!
I am so tickled that your blog was the first visit I made this morning, because it definitely absolutely made my day!!!
Know you are not alone! Some of us are parked in the used car lot right next to you!
You have a wonderful way with words.

Walking on Sunshine... said...

That is too funny! I would be rejected! Great post!

Dawn said...

I saw this yesterday - too funny! Or too true to be funny!

Celestina Marie said...

Hi Ro, I love this and needed a good laugh this afternoon.
Thanks for sharing.
Hope you are doing well. We are on a staycation at home and working around the house doing odd jobs. Going on a day trip tomorrow. See you again soon.
Have a great weekend.
Hugs, Celestina Marie

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