Tuesday, May 13, 2008

A little bit of humor

I've been under the weather for a few days and haven't felt like posting . Hubby got this "thing" first and brought it home to me. (I've been sleeping with the enemy). I started thinking of something to post and this came to mind. Enjoy! I'll try to be back to blogging soon, I hope.

The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch … you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman excitedly goes to the Husband Store to find herself the perfect husband….
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, “I should probably stop here!” But she feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and reads the sign:Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh, my goodness!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on up to the sixth floor where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that some women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

***The Wife Store
There is actually also a Wife Store, right across the street from the Husband Store. It works the same way as the Husband Store - it also has 6 floors, you can enter only once, and there is only one direction to go.
The doors read:
Floor 1 - These women are beautiful.
Floor 2 - These women are beautiful and have money.
What is on the other floors, nobody knows. No man has ever gone past the second floor!


ceekay said...

Love it! Hope you are feeling better.

celestina marie said...

Too funny! love this! Sure hope you are feeling better. Take care!!
hugs, Celestina, la rea rose

judi said...

Silly...but fun.
Hope you feel a lot better soon.